King Of The Mountain

Got himself a peach colored leisure suit Hundred dollar bills stuffed in Florsheim boots Smellin' like a mentholated soda pop Sure smellin' sweet when the weather gets hot You got a dime He's got a dollar He's the king of corn and porn From way back in the holler They call him the King of the Mountain A Blue Ridge business man He's an independent contractor Just doin' the best that he can Got himself a camera down in Gunthersville Bought it with the money from a moonshine still Makin hillbilly blue way on back on the ridge Always gotta cold Diet Pepsi in his fridge You got a dime He's got a dollar He's the king of corn and porn From way back in the holler They call him the King of the Mountain A Blue Ridge business man He's an independent contractor Just doin' the best that he can You can drink it by the gla*s, you can buy it by the jar He told my sister that he'd make her a star His cash flow is about a hundred proof Just opened up a line of tanning booths You got a dime He's got a dollar He's the king of corn and porn From way back in the holler They call him the King of the Mountain A Blue Ridge business man He's an independent contractor Just doin' the best that he can And if ya cousin stops by I'll be sure to give you a holler They call him the King of the Mountain A Blue Ridge business man He's an independent contractor Just doin' the best that he can /