Brak's School Daze: Trust A Monkey?

[Brak] One time I hired a monkey To take notes for me in cla*s I would just sit there With my mind a complete blank While the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper At the end of the week, the teacher said, "Cla*s, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek-Eek!" I got an F When I told my mom about it, She said, "I told you, never Trus a monkey!" The end