Livin' Like a Star

Yo, I used to be in love with this girl named jill I know why, because she had the butt like that of a hill But you couldn't tell me nothin, cause jill was number one Cause to me, oh my god, how she made me come I shoulda knew the consequences from the get-go She would use me like a puppy from a pet show But like a fool in love I fell for her game But ah - I got mine everytime I came You know the place, flatbush avenue Where I first met the hoe, I said, "yo, haven't you Been around before, did we get down before? I forget, but I bet I met you in a store Mickey d's - yeah, now I remember" She said, "that was for school, I needed money in september Cause I'm a member of the booster squad" And I was thinkin to myself: I knocked her boots so hard That's just what I did, until we had a kid Now the bitch got half my money, plus the crib Plus the car, plus the limo with the bar But I guess that's what you get when you're livin like a star Livin like a Livin like a Livin like a star Every day I wake up, I take up my pen I write a dope rhyme, then I stretch and bend And I excercise, wipe the boogers out my eyes And so on... let me go on to the surprise I'm chillin in my couch in a slouch-like position Thinkin of a way to spend the day like fishin Nah - dairy - yeah - cheese Yo, that's the way to go, but no polly-o, please Picked up the phonebook, lookin at the pages Lookin at the star rating right beside the ages Looked under 'x' for 's*x' and saw stacy Yeah, you know the one that we call d**k tracy Yes, I think that she can solve my case So I call her on the phone, she was home alone She said, "come over to my place, I'll cook dinner" Ring-ring-ring-ring - I think we got a winner Threw on some dip for the trip across town Yo, I got to go, cause the hoe is down So I hopped inside of the rented corolla Saw another girlie, she was pushin on a stroller I said, "yo baby," then "hello, mother" And then I said, "wait a minute, where is the other? " She said, he said, he wasn't stayin with her "but maybe we can drop the baby by the sitter And go for a ride, if I was you, I'd consider" I dropped the kid off about three blocks away Went back to the bush to collect my pay When I got to the crib ma dukes was home So I couldn't go inside, cause then I couldn't bone Bone - t-bone - yeah, good thinkin Got to his crib faster than you could blink, and T-bone was home alone, I said, "t You got to look out now, come on now, this is me I got cheese, and she's bein naughty" I heard some footsteps, then came 40 40 lover smooth like groove to the butter He was busy guzzlin a 40 like water He said, "ed, let's go get another No, get two for me, you and my brother" I said, "bet, while I jet just wait" Went outside just a minute too late I didn't know where the hell honey dip went till I saw the cheese breeze by in my rental Oh, it's sugar, she stole my car But I guess that's what you get when you're livin like a star Livin like a Livin like a Livin like a star Livin like a Livin like a (super) (superstar) Livin like a Livin like a Livin like a star (every other month I get a brand new car)