Gunsmith's Waltz
If your man done got you down Shoot his a*s If your man's been running around Shoot his a*s If your man just drives you crazy If he's dumb or mean or lazy Tell the judge it all went hazy, Shoot his a*s Come to my gun shop on the edge of town Shoot his a*s Choose your piece and lay your money down Shoot his a*s Take the gun back to your street Make him grovel at your feet Kiss his cheek and smile real sweet and then Shoot his a*s Inspector thought your case worth a listen Oh it looked a little yeah suspicious Make it look like an accident and Shoot his a*s. Mama, let me know if his room's for rent, Shoot his a*s Go upstairs to your jewelry drawer Put six shells in your .44, Yeah, there's gonna be blood on your no-wax floor, mama, Shoot his a*s And he'll sing "no no no no, don't kill me baby" "no no no no don't kill me baby" "no no no no no no no no, don't kill me baby" You might leave on a 12 to life journey Shoot his a*s But you might do better with a good attorney Shoot his a*s Take that oath on a 12 mile run; Tell the judge you were just cleaning your gun And you'd never do that to your only one Shoot his a*s Yeah, shoot his a*s Yeah, shoot his a*s