Special Fred

When I was a boy of 10 I had a very best friend fred was kind with good intent But just a little different Oh special fred Mama dropped on his head Now hes not so bright instead Hes a little bit special Just a little bit We played tag and hed get hurt Id play soldier he'd eat dirt I like math and the spelling bee fred liked talking to a tree Oh special fred Mama dropped on his head Now she keeps him in the shed Cause hes a little bit special Just a little bit I ran track hung out in malls fred ran headfirst into walls I had girls and lots of clothes fred had names for all his toes Oh special fred Mama dropped him on his head Now he thinks hes a piece of bread Cause hes a little bit special Just a little bit I flunked college life was great Fred could count from one to Two I liked people and the party scene Fred was scared of the Vacuum cleaner Oh special fred Mama dropped him on his head Now he thinks he can drive his bed Cause hes a little bit special Just a little bit One day talking to special fred He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head And as he laughed at me thats when I knew That special fred just made me special too Woah woah now I laugh as I count bugs I give strangers great big hugs Next to me fred is fine Yeah hes a f***in einstein Oh special fred and me Now we're not right in the head you see Now we're not so bright instead We're a little bit special Just a little bit special That bastard fred made me special Just a little bit Just a little bit........special