The song She Was The Best is performed by Steve Poltz .
She had the lips of a lizard
Dry to the kiss
They made me sore
Dry as an old paperback from the store
By louis l'amour
A western for sure
She had the strength of a goat
The smell of one too
She pa*sed my test
She was strong as a logger from the northwest
As a s*xual quest
She was the best