Feeding The Witches

If I won't be able To hold a good conversation If I feel big and ballooning If I turn up today If I, I can't be appreciated I won't be appreciated at all And if I look red and confusing Well, I am all of the above 'Cause I've been feeding the witches Feeding them straw Feeding the witches, the witches The witches who live next door You'd think, they'd have no milk, they'd have no honey You'd think, they would prefer petroleum You'd think, they'd have rats' eyes not like Aunt Sally Yeah, you'd think they wouldn't smile just like your mum Since I've been feeding the witches Feeding them straw I am falling for witches, the witches Who live next door They live next door, they live next door If I start wrong Too drunk to continue And if I can't shout I can't do things I used to I'll be joining the witches Feeding them straw I'll be feeding the witches, the witches Yes, I'll be joining the witches Feeding them straw I'll be joining the witches The witches who live next door Who live next door, they live next door They live next door, live next door Live next door Yes, they live next Sure they live next Sure they live, yes Yes, sure they live Yes, they live, yeah