The song Sex - SNL Version is performed by Tenacious D .
That's the first thing I say to you, "How's it goin`? Are you flowin`?"
Listen honey, thinkin` bout a couple things to say to you.
Showin`, growin`.
Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your silky s*xy a*s and squeeze, and squeeze.
Take off your blouse and your underpants, then take a look,
cause here me and KG come naked, out of the side hatch.
With the oils and perfume, and insense.
Now you're groovin, put on a cool '70s groove, a funky groove to funk to,
a funky groove to funk to.
You guessed it, me, me and KG.
It's all about s*x supreme, we likes to cream...s*x.
Have you ever been worked on, by two guys who are hot for your patch?
That's what I'm offerin` you.
You step into our room, and then you smell the perfumes.
You lay upon our roundish bed, and then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with a feather, and the French tickler...look out baby he's got the tools.
And then you feel somethin` down by your feet, it's me, it's JB, I'm s*ckin` on your toes.
We don't mind s*ckin` on toes.
Good luck finding a boyfriend who s*cks toes.
Havin` s*x with me and KG, now you're talkin` double-team, supreme.