No Love In Texas

I can't get no love in Texas It's just hot air and cactus All work and taxes Red lights and traffic You know, I can't get no love Wanted to be your s*xy And still be naive Wanted to be everything and more Each time you looked at me I gotta tell you, I can't get no love I wanted to be your only Just a little bit of company Now it's a white knuckled flight Thinkin' 'bout your fantasies I got a copy of fear of flying Tucked between my knees I can't get no love in Texas It's just hot air and cactus All work and taxes Red lights and traffic I gotta tell you, I can't get no love Got these vampires at my window Scratchin' on the screen They wanna take me on a head trip And leave behind a crime scene You know, that's a freaky kind of love Sometimes my soul gets junky And I feel real funky Like a bird in a cage or a dog on a chain And like there's a barrel of monkeys Swingin' through my brain I can't get no love in Texas It's just hot air and cactus All work and taxes Red lights and traffic You know, I can't get no love I gotta tell you, I can't get no love You know, I can't get no love, ooh