Peggy Legg

There抯 a one-legged woman On the dance floor An that one leg抯 so pretty She don抰 need no more She抯 got a graceful demeanor Ahhh pure ballerina Who gives a damn If she抯 one leg short卌ause If you knew Peggy Legg You抎 be down at her knee An beg an beg For her to just give you Some time a抎ay But she抯 just blow you a kiss, boy And twirls a twirl An this is all she抎 say "We all got missing parts Right from the start We got to live with Bout all a body can do Is just stumble on through What God gives to it All you need is a heart An just enough of a brain To get your half-a*s in Out of the rain" Now that one-legged woman抯 On the band stand She sings a full-bodied song About a one-legged man She kinda jiggles her thigh When she sings of this guy And the perfect balance of life Bout how all he抯 got left Is just what she抯 got right卆n If you knew Peggy Legg You抎 be down at her knee An beg an beg For her to just give you Some time a抎ay But she抯 just blow you a kiss, boy And twirls a twirl An this is all she抎 say "We all got missing parts Right from the start We got to live with Bout all a body can do Is just stumble on through What God gives to it All you need is a heart An just enough of a brain To get your half-a*s in Out of the rain" If you knew Peggy Legg You抎 be down at her knee An beg an beg For her to just give you Some time a抎ay But she抯 just blow you a kiss, boy And twirls a twirl And blows you away