The song Man Smart, Woman Smarter is performed by The Carpenters .
Let us put man and woman together
And see wich one is smarter
Some say man, but I say no
The women got the man like a puppet show
It ain't me, it's the people that say
The men are leadin' the women astray
But I say, that the women today
Are smarter than men in every way
Well, that's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
Little boy sat down and cried
An old man pa*sin' asked him why, he said
I can't do what the big boys do
Old man sat down and he cried too
Ain't me, it's the people that say
The men are leadin' the women astray
But I say, that the women today
Are smarter than men in every way
That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
Well that's right, the women are smarter
Smarter than man in every way