The song Who Is Mikey Trousers? is performed by The Lads .
I do not believe that I will ever be
A multi millionaire but I can see
I can be someone from where I am
If I get up and run, get up when
I make mistakes, some heinous
Some of them just make me late
But I will always be Mikey Trousers
He is good enough for me 'cos this is who I am
It's not easy but I'll be the best I can
There are times I wish that I was someone else
The best at everything and not myself
In a world of possibilities
I'll take a chance with me, even though
I make mistakes, some heinous
Some of them just make me late