Bitches From Eastwick Lyrics
The song Bitches From Eastwick is performed by The Lox .
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Aiyo, I woke up in a daze wit da slight headache
You know tha usual, tha studio getting, red late
Serious jet lag when I get to bed late
That why I f**k 'cause I be weak when I get head late
Today I got a session wit Ronnie I mean Veronica
Met her last year about a week before Hanukkah
Sounds foolish I mean honey wasn?t Jewish
But she had a lot of dough and she was nice on computers
She told me she was born and raised in Bermuda
And came here just to get a job as a tutor
I pursued make a long story short screwed her
She moved and she came back still on tha same track
Same wit same chips a*s it was still fat
And I ain't really think she wuz a freak
But she did ask a lotta questions 'bout Stylez and Sheik
She called me and said she was in town fo a week
The Westside, Manhattan, the Suite and tha Marquise
How I felt about gettin' up fo old times sake
I'ma bring Stylez and Sheik wit me datta be great
Jus have two friendz we gon bring da truck and tha new Benz
Desert in da stashin' da Sony cam zoom lens
All have ourselves one big hell of a weekend
Eat at Puff?s joint an catch a show at tha beacon
Twist a dutch blaze from Y O to the Hudson
Pa*s tha tall one 2 5 we still puffin'
We got tha heat on a cold night 'n' da winter
Stylez you remember, Sheik you remember
Oh yeah, I remember dem hoe's dat night
We wuz at da beacon right, Chris Tucker performing
All of us wuz in der outside it wuz stormin'
Cats and Dogs, aiyo dese hoe's wuz tough
Besides tha air condition on high we wuz icy enough
From my neck to da belt buckle to our shoes shall I go on
Wit 5 of us up front he needed shades to perform
Mose from tha flo up we inside toe up, I drink, dey smoke, no coke
Besides tha shit he said on stage tha cash we had on us wuz no joke
I slid fo seats down she sittin' der smilin'
Lookin' like she from an island not them chicks dat be out wilin'
Told me dat her name wuz Cindy
Favorite show Mark and Mindy
Favorite color green no kids but plan to have plenty
We chit den chat 'bout dis 'n' dat
From what kind of whip she push to what bar she be at
She played hard to get
But we made it from tha movie to tha jacuzzi
From tha jacuzzi to the bed
We f**ked until we both got woozy
Woke up breath stinkin', yawnin' and shit
I smelt breakfast in tha kitchen but where wuz da bitch
I walked in der it wuz cheese eggs and grits on da table
Wit beef sausages and orange juice next to da cable
Wit a note sayin' sorry I had to rob you baby but
I need cash like you I ain't your ordinary slut
Or d**k teaser please I need food in my freezer
And by the time you read dis note I done been spent yo Visa
I remember Beatrice but niggas like me call her B
'Cause she like to f**k doggy style plus hold da D
But now I got to handle dis 'cause dey skandalous
Cindy robbed Shiek and moved to Los Angeles
Like I won't killa friend
Went to bounce stole a Benz, note in tha garage
Tu y'all ontaraj
Y'all 3 rugged niggas but y'all gotta get robbed
Don't take it personal we didn't finish the job, manaje Twa
We kill niggas wit dey d**k hard, they got me lookin?at da letta stuff
Why da f**k dey left da truc, 3 bitches in my house
Probably try to wet me up, crept to tha kitchen
Seen Ronnie by the cabanet
Tried tha gun holster with tha forty fo maganet
Shot her in da heart
Den caught tha earchess fabanet
Den I seen Cindy, tha bitch tried to end me
Running out da living room, bustin' off Kissimee
The bitch couldn't aim, so I blew her out da frame
Turned around to Beatrice, why you look speechless
We could have lived it up and jus f**ked on tha beaches
And now you gotta die and da stupid bitch is reaching
B?fo I cocked it back, I heard tires screeching
Saw Sheik and James started muthaf**king squeezin'