The song How Fucking Romantic is performed by The Magnetic Fields .
how f**king romantic
all the stars are out
twinkling twinkling twinkling
and fluttering about
what a tacky sunset
what a vulgar moon
play another charming
rogers and hart tune
how f**king romantic
must we really waltz?
drag another cliche
howling from the vaults
love you obviously
like you really care
even though you treat me
like a dancing bear
toss your bear a goldfish
as he cycles by
don't forget to feed your
bear or it'll die