Who's Got The Crack?

There's no such thing as a harmless joke There's no such thing as a gentle toke There's no such thing as panama jack Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? I am a goat in a moat with a boat Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? I like it when my hair is poofy I like it when you slip me a roofy I like it when you've got the crack Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to love It's hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove I wanna be reckless but I'm feeling so uptight Put your mama in a headlock baby and do it right Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack?