The song I'm A Dick is performed by The Muffs .
Hey, go away
You're annoyin' me
I'm a d**k, I'm a d**k
And I could care less
You lied to me, now
I can hear you say
You're a d**k, you're a d**k
And I could care less
You have nerve
And when you tell everybody
Lies about me
And I see
You so well
You're a fake and you know it
I won't stick
Around you here
You're a freak
I really thought
You were different
I won't be around you here
Times a wastin'
Everybody can see
I'm better off
Without you here
Hey, go away
You're annoyin' me
I'm a d**k, I'm a d**k
And I could care less
You lied to me, now
I can hear you say
You're a d**k, you're a d**k
And I could care less
d**k, I'm a d**k
And I could care less
d**k, I'm a d**k
And I could care less