Fuck Off Road Rage

I look forward to going to places I like seeing other people's faces But I don't enjoy the car ride I hate everyone that cuts me up at the side I just want to drive at the speed limit I don't want to swear at this stupid shit Who thinks he owns the road Like the wind in the willows toad I wanted to get there safely I see these idiots trying to go quicker than me I want to get out and hit the bastards I shout and call them f**king retards Because that's what they are Trying to kill everyone with their car I just want a safe journey I don't need these bastards annoying me I have to lose me temper They are stupid and think they're clever I shout out the window They can't hear me so? They are f**king f**ked up shits They are all a bunch of pricks I should probably calm down And maybe just frown But it is so hard When I see this f**king retard They are f**king f**ked up shits They are all a bunch of pricks I want to get out and hit the bastards I shout and call them f**king retards Because that's what they are Trying to kill everyone with their car