Let's Go To The Fair

Come on boys let's go to the fair See the funny sights and the cool night air Gra*shopper kissing the old black crow Road hog red do the dose-ee-doe More funny things than you ever did see Ringtail coons monkeys in the trees pus*y cat combing the tomcat's hair Come on boys let's go to the fair Had a banjo picking rooster the cockiest of 'em all Strutted on the stage in his bib overalls Close behind was old fiddling bear Bluegra*s music by a rooster and a bear Old mother goose wore fancy clothes High heeled slippers and fancy clothes An old bare possum in his underwear Killed himself a laughing at the county fair