Run-In with Dad

I had a run in with my dad, about a girlfriend that I had. He got a look at what we did, he don't believe in s*x. My dad he lectured till his face was red. As red as my girlfriend's. He was talkin about self-respect, when my mind wandered. (...was preachin 'bout respect, respect)? .................................? Erection! Erection! (In his face?) masturbate, fornicate, f**k! f**k! I had a run in with my dad, he don't believe in s*x.