The song Live Fast, Diarrhea is performed by The Vandals .
Intoxicated - the way I go through life Inebriated - and then I pay the price
Designated drinker with a defected driver I can't find my keys must have left
them inside her Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and tonic I think
there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it Mom please come pick me up
I don't know where I am It's the last think I'll ask I just wanna live fast,
diarrhea Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3) Punk is what it is - until you're getting
paid This is how I live, it's not a f**king phase They don't understand, they
think they're f**king rad we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man I
followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics I think there's an
answer but I can't put my finger on it Mom please come pick me up I don't know
where I am It's the last thing I'll ask I just wanna live fast, diarrhea Live
fast! Diarrhea! (x3)