Area 69

It was a dark and dreary night That a spaceship landed right in my backyard It shook my room and woke me up From a deep sleep From a cool dream Something bright, a yellow light Like a moonbeam So I stood up I went to the window Where I saw a pretty yellow light What a sight, what a fright to see An alien looking straight up at me Does he want to hurt me? Does he only want my family? Should I offer him a kudo? Or should I just go say hello? Should I just go say hello... I walked out my backdoor Up to it and stuck my hand Right in the air with fear But I said to it "Hello and how are you?" Well then it turned to me And I could see That this alien was surely not a he And so I said, "I come in peace" She said, "Please make love to me" Who am I to complain? I don't even have to ever know her name Could my girlfriend ever know That I screwed a UFO That I screwed a UFO I should have known right from the start That this E.T. bitch was to break my heart She had her own way She s*cked me into her game She might as well just be a normal girl She smiled and waved And took off back to the milky way To the milky way To the milky way To the milky way Yeah, ohhh