Partical Man

Partical man, partical man Doing the things a partical can What's he like it's not important Partical man Is he a dot or is he a speck? When he's under water does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows partical man Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hits partical man They have a fight, triangle wins Triangle man Universe man, universe man Size of the entire universe man Usually kind to smaller man Universe man He's got a watch with a minute hand A millennium hand and an aeon hand And when they meet it's a happy land Powerful man, universe man Person man, person man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person man Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hits person man They have a fight, triangle wins Triangle man