I Fuck The Dead

a lot of people think that i'm pretty sick because i f**k dead chicks. it's really not so bad though. hell, at least half the living bitches i've banged f**k like they're dead anyways. so if you really want to get laid, don't waste your time in any bars, or any money on a whore. just cruise to your local graveyard, man. where you're guaranteed to score. another lifeless, rotting corpse to rape is all that i crave my unholy need to sow my demonseed makes me find a fresh grave so i dig really deep through the dirt, the maggots and the worms and hit the casket at last my vein-popping cock is solid as a rock and is ready to blast with a swing of my axe, i quickly crack the coffin lid open wide the stench of fresh death from a decomposing wench awaits me inside i sweat as my heartbeat starts to race i quickly pull down my pants i unleash my pulsating shaft and i slam it up her dried snatch infectious puss drains down my d**k from my bleeding open sores the formaldahyde and my blood collide as my cock glides through this whore i crush the cunts that can't complain, from the stillborn to the old i f**k them in the a*s or in the eye because a dead girl can't say no i f**k the dead while i'm strolling through the 'yard i can't believe what i see i find the girl that teased me through high school buried right by my feet for years i secretly loved her, i kissed her a*s, it was a mess so i told her how i felt, she laughed and said that i was a pest then the bitch f**ked both of my brothers, my dad, and best friend screamed at my family reunion that i was the scum among men but after all of these years, we're alone together at last a head-on collision through a windshield gave her new eyes of gla*s now her re-constructed face is a plastic surgeon's disgrace and her disfigured remains reek of rancid decay but despite her few flaws and her expressionless blank stare my f**kin' tool tears her flesh as the smell of dead fish fills the air i f**k the dead after i bust the lid open, this f**kin' bitch becomes mine with my axe i tear a new hole right in the middle of her spine i f**k this skank in her back, my bloody snot is my lube i start to slash this slut apart right in her own f**kin' tomb i f**k in her a*shole, in her gash, in her mouth, in her ribcage in her eye socket, my cock rips her guts out i s*ck the maggots from her teeth, her hair pulls out in my hands i carve a new cunt to f**k and slam in my hard gland with every nut that i bust, i smash her corpse open more i hack the limbs off her body, and i desecrate this whore this is the soulmate that i've searched for and i love her now even more but the bitch stabbed me in the back so tonight i even the score i f**k the dead