I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again

I always heard that his herb was top shelf I just could not wait to find out for myself Don't knock it 'til you tried it, well, I tried it my friend And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town He fired up a fat boy and pa*sed him around The last words, that I spoke before they tucked me in Was, I'll never smoke weed with Willie again I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My parties all over before it begins You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend But, I'll never smoke weed with Willie again I hopped on his old bus, the honey s*ckle rose The party was Vegas it was after the show Alone in the front lounge with just me and him With one parting puff grim creeper set in I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My parties all over before it begins You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend But, I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Now we're pa*sing the guitar and telling good jokes I know ones a-comin' 'cause I'm smelling smoke No, I do not partake, I just let it pa*s by With a smile on my face and a great contact high I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My parties all over before it begins You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend But, I'll never smoke weed with Willie again In the fetal position with drool on my chin I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again