Moon Pie

Well yeah, they call me Moon Pie, my real name is Richard I live in a little town, you've probably never been to before There's a post office surrounded with gardenias And a pair of mud flaps gla*s waggling at my door I don't know what all to say, somebody's got to help Nobody knows I'm here Oh please don't call me Moon Pie, my real name is Richard I'll dance until you disappear