Six O'clock News

She's been climbin' up in the world I've been slidin' on down Her life is like a French poodle mine's like an old fox hound You wouldn't believe that I know her it hurts me through and through Here I am worried bout the weather forecast And my baby's on the six o'clock news She's been eatin' off silver and I've been eatin' off tin I bet her mink coat would just die if I ever showed up again If she saw me in her mansion well they just give me the shoe Here I am worried bout the weather forecast And she's on the six o'clock news She rides around in a limo and I walk around in a trance She's got a line of the white house I got a hole in my pants She drank champagne cocktails I drank brown bag booze Here I am worried bout the weather forecast And my baby's on the six o'clock news Well they say that he went to Harvard he'd likes to yacht and sail The only thing I got in my background is the callouses on my tail They say that she really loves him I can't say that I do Here I am worried bout the weather forecast And she's on the six o'clock news And that's the way it is on May 25 of 19