London Girls

Some people sing about Deutsche girls And girls from California They might be alright For a night alright But don't trust them I warn ya I've been to the east And I've been out west And I've been the world around But I ain't seen no one anywhere near A girl from London town Give me a London girl every time I've got to find one I've made up my mind Give me a London girl every time I want a London girl Marry a girl from London town You know that you can trust her She'll darn your socks And wash your-- Even then your trousers won't bust 'em, yes And they're all good cooks And they've got good looks And they won't lead you down Said I gotta find a London girl If I ever get to have a chance Oh give me a London girl every time I've got to find one I've made up my mind Give me a London girl every time I want a London girl London girls are the best in the world There ain't no doubt about it If you can't find a girl from London town You're better off doin' without it They don't grate When you come home late And you're crawlin' up the pa*sage floor They won't mock about you When you're going out With the geezer from the house next door Oh give me a London girl every time I've got to find one I've made up my mind I said honey give me a London girl babe Every little day Your legs turn to jelly And I got a little smelly But I know it's just what I want 'Cause I need a London girl Oh, every time They've always got a pound To buy their round When it's their turn at the bar