I'm The Funkiest

[master p] Grew up in the ghetto in cali Were sellin dope has one technically Tanqueray twice a week 2 keep a nigga like me on the run g Dodging the police side And whatchin the moves that jackers be tryin Mom would cry when I leave the house She said she had a bad dream, a king g took her out She say they caught me one in the chest I said mom did I ever shoot back Now I'm on the neighborhood alert I pack a f**kin 9 Like mom would pack her purse For the s*ckers tryin to catch me slipin And like short dogg say I ain't tripin But I look at life kinda strange And all the old g's tell me all the time P get out the dope game Stick with your raps & go legit And it wont be long till ya make your motherf**kin hit Now that kinda shit kept me pumped I hooked up with the ski, and c, and t and now I'm the one The one from the bay It started in the rich And moved to the o, to frisco Now they bumpin my sounds and sack Pittsburg, palianto, and every damn cadillac From cinncinati, kentucky, to seattle They say my shit just movin like cattle Movin like columbian cargo from boston to chicago the play me down In texas from the low rider, benzmen, to the drop top lexus Im pumpin in new orleans, down south, alabama, to d.c. All in one year I deliver funky sounds from san diego, to denver Delaware were my fans get stronger from ohio, milwalke, to oklahoma Now I'm on a tour in every city from florida, detroit, to kansas city Strated local and then went nationwide from georgia, Philadelphia, to the east side Now I'm a hit and ya can't stop a nigga like me cause I'm the funkiest..... I'm the motherf**kin funkiest Yeah we just chillin in this motherf**ker you know what I'm sayin We got eazy a ski in this motherf**ker Cmt with that layed back a*s track You know what I'm sayin comin at your motherf**kin back But just in case you didn't know master p is the motherf**kin funkiest For the 92,93,and 94 and how ever f**kin it may go But check this out, you know what I'm sayin I want to thank all yo motherf**kers for support a nigga like p You know what I'm sayin, cause we straigt comin up in this bitch Got big ed co-chillin in this motherf**ker Silkk, c-murder, fonzo, sonya c she definetly an effect And you know what, yo c ride me off this motherf**kin laid back a*s track You know what I'm sayin