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2009-07-20

Fuck On The 1st Date

[Monoxide Child] Now let me introduce myself as the man f**king every bitch in the world, just 'cause I can And I won't even play with you bitches that don't f**k All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut I don't need all the stress and all the games And all the callin' me names and all the frontin' like you're sane Bitch, you ain't shit but a hoe and a trick And all you're good for is hopefully f**king and s*cking d**k Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen 'cause I was f**kin' hoes like you before the rappin' Goin' get me to slappin' on that a*s and butt cheeks And get my d**k to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets I'm a lunatic, what up, I'm lookin' to get laid (AND THE HOOKERS HERE TONIGHT IS LOOKING TO GET PAID) f**k that, I won't spend no nickel on no a*s I don't even want no stinkin' bitches thinkin' about my cash [Hook] (repeat twice) Bitch, you comin' outta them pants I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' a*s We callin' for the freaks, you think I'm movin' too fast But if you don't f**k on the first date I'm leavin' that a*s [Jamie Madrox] Bitch wit' the big lips, I'm a young nigga Wit' crazy f**k in my hips And I can make you do things you're afraid to do And by the end of the night, you want me to f**k you Hey bitch, that's a nice a*s Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance Got me risin' in my pants, and I'm pitchin' a tent It's just a video camera, no need to get upset Hey bitch, do you like s*x? Well me too I'm goin' pull my d**k out and this is what we goin' do f**k 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks You say you never s*cked d**k, a minor obstacle Just pretend that my d**k is a popsicle And lick it all on the sides and tip You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips [Hook] [Monoxide Child] You can tell it from the get-go bitch, I ain't the one And strictly for your info bitch, you ain't the bomb I done f**ked maybe 2 or 3 hoes at a time And the most hoes I f**ked in one night is like five (DAMN!) You could say that I'm addicted to s*x But if you know my seeds then you know I'm addicted to death Monoxide, f**kin' bitches left and right Let a killa know, if ya f**kin' tonight [Jamie Madrox] Hey bitch, do ya shave your peach? I can check 'cause your beaver's within my arm reach (SO STUBLY) Leave a rash on my cock ??? up cradle and dubs are Icy-Hot Hey bitch, would you finger your box And rub the butt, of the nigga named Madrox? Half-hour killa with an hour worth of d**k So do you wanna f**k? Hey you, hey BITCH! [Hook] [Jamie Madrox] Stupid bitch! What the f**k you think this is? I take you out to dinner Maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna f**k?!? Who the f**k you think you are?!? Motherf**kin' Liz Claiborne, bitch? I don't like that shit, and I don't like you! So if you ain't f**kin', you need to bounce, bitch! That's on my moms! I'm lookin' for a*s, money, and dead shit!