Fuck On The 1st Date Lyrics

[Monoxide Child]
Now let me introduce myself as the man
f**king every bitch in the world, just 'cause I can
And I won't even play with you bitches that don't f**k
All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut
I don't need all the stress and all the games
And all the callin' me names and all the frontin' like you're sane
Bitch, you ain't shit but a hoe and a trick
And all you're good for is hopefully f**king and s*cking d**k
Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen
'cause I was f**kin' hoes like you before the rappin'
Goin' get me to slappin' on that a*s and butt cheeks
And get my d**k to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets
I'm a lunatic, what up, I'm lookin' to get laid
(AND THE HOOKERS HERE TONIGHT IS LOOKING TO GET PAID)
f**k that, I won't spend no nickel on no a*s
I don't even want no stinkin' bitches thinkin' about my cash

[Hook] (repeat twice)
Bitch, you comin' outta them pants
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' a*s
We callin' for the freaks, you think I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't f**k on the first date I'm leavin' that a*s

[Jamie Madrox]
Bitch wit' the big lips, I'm a young nigga
Wit' crazy f**k in my hips
And I can make you do things you're afraid to do
And by the end of the night, you want me to f**k you
Hey bitch, that's a nice a*s
Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
Got me risin' in my pants, and I'm pitchin' a tent
It's just a video camera, no need to get upset
Hey bitch, do you like s*x? Well me too
I'm goin' pull my d**k out and this is what we goin' do
f**k 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep
Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
You say you never s*cked d**k, a minor obstacle
Just pretend that my d**k is a popsicle
And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips

[Hook]

[Monoxide Child]
You can tell it from the get-go bitch, I ain't the one
And strictly for your info bitch, you ain't the bomb
I done f**ked maybe 2 or 3 hoes at a time
And the most hoes I f**ked in one night is like five (DAMN!)
You could say that I'm addicted to s*x
But if you know my seeds then you know I'm addicted to death
Monoxide, f**kin' bitches left and right
Let a killa know, if ya f**kin' tonight

[Jamie Madrox]
Hey bitch, do ya shave your peach?
I can check 'cause your beaver's within my arm reach
(SO STUBLY) Leave a rash on my cock
??? up cradle and dubs are Icy-Hot
Hey bitch, would you finger your box
And rub the butt, of the nigga named Madrox?
Half-hour killa with an hour worth of d**k
So do you wanna f**k? Hey you, hey BITCH!

[Hook]

[Jamie Madrox]
Stupid bitch!
What the f**k you think this is?
I take you out to dinner
Maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna f**k?!?
Who the f**k you think you are?!?
Motherf**kin' Liz Claiborne, bitch?
I don't like that shit, and I don't like you!
So if you ain't f**kin', you need to bounce, bitch!
That's on my moms!
I'm lookin' for a*s, money, and dead shit!

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