The Polar Express

*All aboard! All aboard! Tickets, please, tickets. Well, you coming?* It's a magic carpet on a rail, never takes a rest Flying through the mountains and the snow It can be for free and lots of fun, if you just say yes 'Cause that's the way things happen on The Polar Express "Woo woo", the whistle blows That's the sound of her singing "Ding ding", the bell will ring Gollee, look at 'em go When the bell does ring you'll pick your seat, anybody's guess 'Cause that's the way things happen on The Polar Express When we get there We'll scream "Yeah!" We'll arrive with A "Bang bang bang!" "Hoof hoof hoof" Laughing all the way It's a choo-choo and a stunning view That rivals all the rest But you'll never see it advertise It's a simple fact we stay on track Though sometimes we backrest But that can only happen on The Polar Express "Hiss hiss", the steaming mist That's the sound of her breathing "Clang clang" the holder rest What a wonderful show! With a fluffy seat and lots to eat Boy, it's just the best Wishing would it never have to end With a little luck, we'll be on time There's no need to stress 'Cause that's the way things happen on The Polar Express Lights are gleaming Far across the snow You're not dreaming May I present . . . The North Pole! If it's penguins you expected You surely haven't guessed They all live at the other end With a little luck we'll be on time There's no need to stress 'Cause that's the way things happen on The Polar Express "Woo woo", the whistle blows That's the sound of her singing "Ding ding", the bell will ring Gollee, look at her go Come on and join us, and come along I'll check my medecist 'Cause that's the way things happen on The Polar Express When we get there We'll scream "Yeah!" We'll arrive wtih A "bang bang bang" "Hoof hoof hoof" Laughing all the way Come on and join us, come along You can be our guest 'Cause that's the way things happen on The Roller . . . Coaster . . . The Polar . . . Express! *Let's stop 11344 Edwook Avenue, next stop 11344 Edwook Avenue, ha, that is not a toy, young man, that is not a toy, please sit down . . . *