Elephantitis

I woke up with my nuts by my side So I brushed my tooth and I took them for a ride When I go driving it's the carpool lane all the way Because I am beside myself my girl sits in the back 'Cuz my nuts ride shotgun I've got elephantitis of the nuts Public pus*y places won't have me they think I'm an embarra*sment of the human male society It's not a disease, don't want a quarantine Because these nuts are my personal property Some say that I'm a hero to all my fellow men I'm their token role model like Alanis is to women