The Grass is Greener (Pop's Drunken Confession) Lyrics

Hey-ho, Daddy's home!
Heeeerrrreeee's Johnny!!!
Where did everybody go??!!
Goodbye Chicago,
goodbye Miami skies,
"ground control to Major Tom,
my soul been psychodelisized..."

They say the gra*s is greener
on the other side of the fence
and the meat is sweeter,
it takes two to do the dance.
Man, the girl is a dream!
I ain't seen one like that since...

They say the gra*s is greener
on the other side of the fence.

Well, the girl from New York
digs Peter Tork and the girls
from Milwaukee do the Walkie-Talkie.
Cheerleaders in Atlanta do the
boom-shagga-lagga, shouting
"V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!!!"
They walk and they walk and
they talk and they talk and
theywalkandtheywalkandthey
talkandtheytalkandtheywalkand
theywalkandtheytalkandtheytalk
all night to get it right, but inside

They say the gra*s is greener
on the other side of the fence
and the meat is sweeter,
it takes two to do the dance.
Man, the girl is a dream!
I ain't seen one like that since...

They say the gra*s is greener
on the other side of the fence
on the other side of the fence
on the other side of the fence

Jimmy's dad says
"son, there's a small hotel,
two high on Ten High
and Chantilly. Man! I love the
smell of another man's life.
I love the smell of another man's wife.
Strike while the iron's hot.
I know it's wrong, but I can't stop.
I love your mom, but I'm a bum and
hey, c'mon..."

They say the gra*s is greener
on the other side of the fence
and the meat is sweeter,
it takes two to do the dance.
Man, the girl is a dream!
I ain't seen one like that since...

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