Party At The Leper Colony

Finger food and an ice cold keg, It won't cost you an arm and a leg, Dance all night to a rotten band, Come on people lets give 'em a hand, Saturday night, its the place to be, Ev'rybody cut foot-loose with me, There's a party at the leper colony. There's a party at the leper colony. Met a little lady so pretty and young, She was quite a talker 'till the cat got her tongue, She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm, Well pretty soon she was completely disarmed, I said "Now girl don't you fall to pieces on me", But she cried her eyes out,Literally There's a party at the leper colony. There's a party at the leper colony. Hey now buddy, don't you give me no lip! Sorry I was usin' your head for a dip, There's a guy in the hot tub I don't know who, Wait a minute it looks like Stew, I turned around now, ad what do I see? Another melting momma got her eye on me, There's a party at the leper colony. There's a party at the leper colony. There's a party at the leper colony. (faster and louder) There's a party at the leper colony! There's a party at the leper colony! There's a party at the leper coloneeeeeeeeee!