You're Pitiful

My life is brilliant What? Was I too early? Sorry. You wanna start over? Keep Going? Ok. Now? Now? My life is brilliant Your life’s a joke You’re just pathetic You’re always broke Your homemade Star Trek Uniform Really ain’t impressin me You’re sufferin from delusions of adequacy You’re pitiful You’re pitiful You’re pitiful it’s true Never had a date that you couldn’t inflate And you smell repulsive, too What a bummer being you Well you just can’t dance And forget romance Everybody you know still calls you “Farty Pants” But you always have a job Well I mean As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine You’re pitiful You’re pitiful You’re pitiful it’s true You’re half undressed Eating chips off your chest While you’re playin Halo 2 No ones cla*sier than you La, la, la, la, la, la, la ,la, la, la, la, la Loser! You’re pitiful You’re pitiful You’re pitiful it’s true You’re dog would much rather play fetch by itself You still live with your mom and you’re 42 Guess you’ll never grow a clue Well it just s*cks to be you