A Toast To Men

Girls, I'd like to make a toast on the behalf of men Here's to the men we love Here's to the men who love us Here's to the men we love, who don't love us f**k the men, let's drink to us Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa*s on us Ah, ah, ooh, that's right boys There was this tatoo artist, partied for hours Huge in the pants loved to screw in the shower Bitch done keyed up his new Eddie Bauer I shouda dumped him but I was too coward 'Til I met this school boy that studied at Howard Nerdy but he calls and be sendin' me flowers I'm feelin' him but had to get rid of him Nerd boy turned out to be a minute man Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa*s on us f**k the men, let's drink to us y'all Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa*s on us f**k the men, let's drink to us y'all I've been with boys with baldies, boys with hair curly Boys in their 30's, boys that ain't worthy Boys I fell for, slept with too early Boys with d**ks straight, boys with d**ks curvy Boys locked up in the bing I f**ked boys in hotels, motels, Holiday Inns All this talk men is ridiculous f**k the men, let's drink to us Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa*s on us f**k the men, let's drink to us y'all Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa*s on us f**k the men, let's drink to us y'all Willa has something to say Thanks, Lady May Take it on now, girls, give the eyes what they want to see Take it on now, girls, be whatever you want to be Crazy ladies, tight-a*s bodies Let 'em know we come to party Live it up now, boys, got your eyes on that lady Live it up now, 'cuz she won't be your baby Go home lonely, leave you horny, it's a girls night after party f**k'em all 'cuz men don't have nothing but d**ks on us f**k em all 'cuz they soft then beg us to strap on us Get your big 'O', no love making Let him know his bitch was fakin' Here's to the men we love to love (Hmm, I wonder who that could be?) Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa*s on us f**k the men, let's drink to us y'all Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa*s on us f**k the men, let's drink to us Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pa*s on us f**k the men, let's drink to us Ooh, ooh Oh my God, did I just say that? That's right, girls There's a sorority anthem for ya f**k the men, let's drink to us y'all