Secret Lyrics

There's something I know,
That no one else does.
You want me to tell you what it is?
But if I did, then it wouldn't be, a secret...

I've gotta move my body tonight,
I'm gonna go dancin'
Dreamin' bout the nights at the club,
With the fun and romancin'

Mommy sees the look in my eyes,
She can tell something's different
Daddy doesn't understand why,
But he can tell something's different

I've got a secret,
My own little secretNo one knows my secret,
Cause it's a secret. (Secret)

Shhh don't tell
Shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell

And nobody knows that my bush is cut low
As I dance and I sing and I put on a show
And i'm feeling so free, nothing hanging off me
While the ba*s gets stronger I'm a half an inch longer

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it,
and f**kin and s*ckin and f**kin and s*ckin and f**kin and s*ckin
f**kin and s*ckin, f**kin and s*ckin!

Music is filling my body from my head to my toes
The DJ gives me a smile, maybe he knows
I hear whispering from my left to my right, all over the party
i'm the super-star of the night, I did somethin naughty

I gave myself a haircut, (don't tell)
I'd like to tell you where but, (don't tell)
I've got a secret, (don't tell)
It's my own secret

I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell

And I feel so special and so beautiful
As I reach down and give my new friend a quick pull
I'm scratchy and itchy and a little bit bitchy
and if I find scissors i'd trim my friend Ritchy

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it,
And f**kin and s*ckin and f**kin and s*ckin and f**kin and s*ckin
f**kin and s*ckin f**kin and s*ckin!

I can wear my pants extra low tonight...

My secret's gettin out of control, it's burstin out of me
Gotta drop my pants to the floor, so the whole club can see
The special way I trim my curlies, so fuzzy and soft
Cause when my shrub is short and tight my piggy won't get lost

I had a secret, (don't tell)
But now you know my secret, (don't tell)
I gave my bush some haircuts, (don't tell)
To emphasize my bare nuts

I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it,
And f**kin and s*ckin and f**kin and s*ckin and f**kin and s*ckin
f**kin and s*ckin f**kin and s*ckin!

Adam Sandler - Shhh...Don't Tell

Jul 2004

1. Sid & Alex
2. Pibb Goes Surfing
3. The Amazing Willy Wanker
4. Gay Robot
5. Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
6. Creepin' On The Mayor
7. The Mayor of Pu**ytown
8. Timmy Tinyhole
9. Pibb Takes The Mexican ATV Tour
10. Wolfman
11. Secret
12. The Boss and the Secretary
13. Best Friend
14. Pibb Needs The Hot Rocks
15. The Mule Session
16. Newlyweds, Sleepyheads
17. Calling Home
18. Mr. I Do and The Doo Doos
19. Whore! Where Are You!
20. Stan The Man