What If Lyrics

The song What If is performed by Afroman in the album named Afroholic...The Even Better Times in the year 2004 .



What If Lyrics

if god had long hair, and a go-t,
and if his eyes were pretty glazed,
and he looked spaced out would you buy his story,
would you believe he had an eye infection?

(Course)
and yeah, yeah, god looks baked
and yeah, yeah, god smells good
and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
what is god smoked cannabis?
hit the bong like some of us,
drove a tie-die microbus, and he subscribes to rolling stones,


if god made this place in the begging and did he grow any seeds ,
or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
so they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering

(course)
and yeah yeah god rolls great,
and yeah yeah god smells good,
and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
what if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus,
he made it earth our home.
Does he like Perljam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own,
up there in heaven on the throne?
and when the saints go marching home,
maybe he sits and smokes a bone.



Afroman - Afroholic...The Even Better Times

Apr 2004

  1. Nobody Knows My Name
  2. Leaving California
  3. Turn It Off
  4. Suck A D*** Jockey
  5. Girlz
  6. I've Been Hustlin'
  7. West Y'all
  8. Drive Better Drunk
  9. Jackin' Afroman
  10. Colt 45
  11. Freak On With You
  12. Ghetto Memories
  13. Cali Swangin'
  14. What If
  15. From Tha Ghetto
  16. Sag Your Pants
  17. Wonderful Tonite
  18. Keep On Limp'n
  19. On My Hustle
  20. Caddy Hop
  21. Just My Paranoia
  22. Let's Get High Tonight
  23. Late At Night
  24. Rollin'
  25. Hittin' Switches
  26. Airport
  27. West Coast Rap
  28. Compton Isn't Too Far Away
  29. Money (Ain't Everything)
  30. U Can Make It
  31. Major Beat
  32. Me & Kenny

What If