Colt 45

Wait a minute man Hey check this out man tell it It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' He stopped he took a deep breath he said Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha You like that shit man Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man Hey I'll tell you what We'll all have a good time We'll pull on the drug And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherf**kin' jokes I got First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy [CHORUS] Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feeling high as hell flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on dayton rims So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe Deville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will Well it was just sundown in small white town They call it east side Palmdale When the Afroman walked through the white land Houses went up for sale Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs When I met a little girl named Jan I let her ride in my cabby Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan We f**ked on the bed f**ked on the floor f**ked so long I grew a f**kin' afro Then I f**ked to the left (left) f**ked to the right (right) She s*cked my d**k 'til the shit turned white Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba Got my a*s lookin' like a zebra I put on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet And so I ran I jumped out the back window But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four He beat me to the left He beat me to the right The motherf**ker whooped my a*s all night But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad Thats the best damn pus*y I ever had Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm gonna f**k that bitch just one more time [CHORUS] I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she looked good I took her to my house because she was fine But she whipped out a d**k that was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan Never made love with an African I f**ked her once, f**ked her twice I ate that pus*y like shrimp-fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her a*s like Kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her a*s and she said "aiee" Lips was breakfast, pus*y was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch I met colonel sanders wife in the state of Kentucky Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just f**k me I came in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute) And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessey That country music really drove me crazy But I rode that a*s and said yes miss daisy Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pus*y in a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I f**k that bitch again Met a real black girl down in south Carolina f**ked her until she turned into a white Albina f**ked this hooker in Iowa I f**ked her on credit, so I owe her f**ked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful s*xy hoe She just ran across the border of Mexico Fine young thing said her names Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark, Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, hey f**k that shit) And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong Have you ever went over a girls house to f**k But the pus*y just ain't no good I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet Plus you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the pus*y But it take her so long to come Then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend And he asks you where you from So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain You start talkin' real fast But he already mad cause you f**kin' his woman So he start beatin' on you a*s Now your clothes all muddy Your nose all bloody Your d**k was hard but now it's soft You thought you had a girl to rock your world Now you still gotta go jack off