Fantasy Man Lyrics

I don't drink tea
Or white Chablis
I sit around and watch TV
Don't send flowers
Or take showers
But I'll be there to pull your weeds
Oh yeah

I don't read books
I don't French cook
Or stroll around in galleries
I hate opera
I hate Oprah
Don't fill my head with poetry

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man

I don't do dishes
And I'm suspicious
Of any grown up man who does
I'm homophobic
Don't do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man

Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man

Hey
Hey, hey
Hey
Hey, hey

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Ah hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand, I'm not you fantasy man

Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man

Alice Cooper - Brutal Planet/Dragontown

Jul 2007

1. Brutal Planet
2. Wicked Young Man
3. Sanctuary
4. Blow Me a Kiss
5. Eat Some More
6. Pick Up the Bones
7. Pessi-mystic
8. Gimme
9. It's the Little Things
10. Take It Like a Woman
11. Cold Machines
12. Triggerman
13. Deeper
14. Dragontown
15. Sex, Death & Money
16. Fantasy Man
17. Somewhere In the Jungle
18. Disgraceland
19. Sister Sara
20. Every Woman Has a Name
21. I Just Wanna Be God
22. It's Much Too Late
23. The Sentinel