Fantasy Man

I don't drink tea Or white Chablis I sit around and watch TV Don't send flowers Or take showers But I'll be there to pull your weeds Oh yeah I don't read books I don't French cook Or stroll around in galleries I hate opera I hate Oprah Don't fill my head with poetry You just want to squeeze my masculinity Why can't you leave it alone? Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way? Hey, hey, I am what I am So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man I don't do dishes And I'm suspicious Of any grown up man who does I'm homophobic Don't do aerobics Just lay around and catch a buzz You just want to squeeze my masculinity Why can't you leave it alone? Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way? Hey, hey, I am what I am So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way? Hey, hey, I am what I am So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man Hey Hey, hey Hey Hey, hey You just want to squeeze my masculinity Why can't you leave it alone? Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change Ah hey, hey, don't you love me this way? Hey, hey, I am what I am So please understand, I'm not you fantasy man Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way? Hey, hey, I am what I am So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man