Remarkably Insincere Lyrics

Yeah, I'm such a liar
One time I told you
You were the highlight
Of all of my s*xual life

While I'm confessing
When you're undressing
I was picking the lock
On your safe with my knife
Einstein

If you're so naive
That you believe
Everything I said to you
Well, I got your s*x
And wrote you rubber checks
Well, what did you think
I was gonna do

My reputation for exaggeration
It never got to you
That's why I left Duluth
Sometimes I stretch the truth

My dearest darling
You know that luggage
It belonged to the blond
With the really nice pair
And incidentally
I sorely missed you
The pain was so hard to bear

If I would rate you
Not that I hate you
But you would end up
Eighth, maybe ninth in your cla*s

Your build is hot now
If you could use your
Brain like you use your a*s

Oh, you're so naive
How could you believe
Everything I said to you

My reputation for exaggeration
It never got to you
Sometimes I'm so uncouth
Sometimes I stretch the truth

Hey, I'm such a liar
One time I told you
You were the highlight
Of all of my s*xual life

I'm remarkably insincere
Incredibly insincere
Totally insincere
Oh don't take it so hard, my dear
I'm consistently insincere

Alice Cooper - Zipper Catches Skin

Jan 2010

1. Zorro's Ascent
2. Make That Money (Scrooge's Song)
3. I Am the Future [From Class of '84]
4. No Baloney Homosapiens
5. Adaptable (Anything for You)
6. I Like Girls
7. Remarkably Insincere
8. Tag, You're It
9. I Better Be Good
10. I'm Alive (That Was the Day My Dead Pet Returned to Save My Life)