Remarkably Insincere

Yeah, I'm such a liar One time I told you You were the highlight Of all of my s*xual life While I'm confessing When you're undressing I was picking the lock On your safe with my knife Einstein If you're so naive That you believe Everything I said to you Well, I got your s*x And wrote you rubber checks Well, what did you think I was gonna do My reputation for exaggeration It never got to you That's why I left Duluth Sometimes I stretch the truth My dearest darling You know that luggage It belonged to the blond With the really nice pair And incidentally I sorely missed you The pain was so hard to bear If I would rate you Not that I hate you But you would end up Eighth, maybe ninth in your cla*s Your build is hot now If you could use your Brain like you use your a*s Oh, you're so naive How could you believe Everything I said to you My reputation for exaggeration It never got to you Sometimes I'm so uncouth Sometimes I stretch the truth Hey, I'm such a liar One time I told you You were the highlight Of all of my s*xual life I'm remarkably insincere Incredibly insincere Totally insincere Oh don't take it so hard, my dear I'm consistently insincere