You're The Top Lyrics

The song You're The Top is performed by Barbra Streisand in the album named Just for the Record... in the year 2003 .



At words poetic I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best
Instead of getting it off my chest
To let 'em rest unexpressed

I hate parading my serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar
But if this ditty is not so pretty
At least it'll tell you how great you are

You're the top, you're the Coliseum
You're the top
You're the Louvre Museum
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss

You're a Bendel Bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet, you're Mickey Mouse
You're the Nile, you're the Tower of Pisa
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop
But if baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top

You're the top, you're Mahatma Ghandi
You're the top you are Napoleon Brandy
You're the purple light of a summer night in spain
You're the national gallery, you're Garbo's salary
You're cellophane

You are sublime, you're a Turkey dinner
You're the time the time of the derby winner
I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop
But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top, top

Steve, there is something I got to tell ya
What is it Judy? Well

You're the top I am? You're a ward of's cellar
Oh no, no let me say it
You're the top, me too? That's right
You're a Berlin ballad oh, it's nice
You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire
Actually I don't dance very well
You're an O'Neill drama, you're Whistler's mother
Mama sorry, you're Camembert

You're a rose, that is sweet
You're inferno's Dante
You're the nose watch it, I mean
What, what, wha, wha what on the great Durante, that's better
I'm the lazy lout who is just about to storm let's not storm

But if baby I'm the bottom
She's the one for me
And I've got 'im
'Coz if baby I'm the bottom
You're the top



Barbra Streisand - Just for the Record...

Jul 2003

  1. You'll Never Know (1955)
  2. A Sleepin' Bee
  3. P. M. East - Moon River
  4. I Can Get It For You Wholesale - Miss Marmelstein
  5. The Garry Moore Show - Happy Days Are Here Again
  6. Bon Soir - Keepin' Out Of Mischief Now
  7. I Hate Music
  8. Nobody's Heart (Belongs To Me)
  9. Value
  10. Cry Me A River
  11. Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf?
  12. (I Had Myself A) True Love
  13. Lover, Come Back To Me
  14. The Tonight Show - Spring Can Really Hang You Up The Most
  15. The Barbra Streisand Album - My Honey's Lovin' Arms
  16. The Second Barbra Streisand Album - Any Place I Hang My Hat Is Home
  17. The Ed Sullivan Show - When The Sun Comes Out
  18. Be My Guest & The Judy Garland Theme/Dialogue with Judy Garland and Ethel Merman
  19. Medley #1 (with Judy Garland)
  20. Get Happy/Happy Days Are Here Again (Duet with Judy Garland)
  21. Funny Girl - Broadway - I'm The Greatest Star
  22. My Man/Auld Lang Syne
  23. People
  24. Family Recording/My Name Is Barbra
  25. 1965 Emmy Awards
  26. My Name Is Barbra, Two - He Touched Me
  27. You Wanna Bet
  28. Harold Sings Arlen (With Friend) - House Of Flowers
  29. Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead (Duet with Harold Arlen)
  30. Color Me Barbra
  31. Starting Here, Starting Now
  32. Belle Of 14th Street
  33. I'm Always Chasing Rainbows
  34. Sleep In Heavenly Peace (Silent Night)
  35. Don't Rain On My Parade
  36. Funny Girl
  37. 1969 Academy Awards
  38. Friar's Club Tribute Harold Arlen
  39. Jule Styne
  40. Don Rickles
  41. Richard Rodgers
  42. Hello, Dolly (With Louis Armstrong)
  43. On A Clear Day (You Can See Forever)
  44. When You Gotta Go/In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning/Happy Days
  45. The Singer
  46. I Can Do It
  47. Stoney End
  48. (They Long To Be) Close To You
  49. We've Only Just Begun
  50. Since I Fell For You
  51. You're The Top (With Ryan O'Neal)
  52. What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life (Duet with Michel Legrand (demo)/album version)
  53. If I Close My Eyes
  54. Between Yesterday And Tomorrow
  55. Can You Tell The Moment?
  56. The Way We Were (Soundtrack Version)
  57. Cryin' Time (Duet with Ray Charles)
  58. God Bless The Child
  59. A Quiet Thing/There Won't Be Trumpets
  60. Lost Inside Of You
  61. Evergreen (Demo/Soundtrack Version)
  62. 1977 Academy Awards
  63. The Stars Salute Israel At 30 (With Golda Meir) - Hatikvah
  64. You Don't Bring Me Flowers (with Neil Diamond 1980 Grammy Awards
  65. Aclu Tribute To Alan & Marilyn Bergman
  66. Guilty
  67. Yentl - Papa, Can You Hear Me? (demo)
  68. The Moon And I (demo)
  69. A Piece Of Sky (Demo/Soundtrack Version)
  70. I Know Him So Well (Session Outake)
  71. The Broadway Album - If I Loved You
  72. Putting It Together
  73. One Voice - Over The Rainbow
  74. Theme From Nuts (End Credits) (End Credits)
  75. Here We Are At Last
  76. Warm All Over
  77. You'll Never Know (duet)

You're The Top