If I Had $1,000,000 Lyrics

If I Had a Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”
“Like open the fridge and stuff, and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.”
“Well can you blame them?”
“Yeah.”

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a fur a coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
“But we would eat Kraft dinner.”
“Of course we would, we’d just eat more.”
“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”
“That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you some art (A Pica*so or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!

Barenaked Ladies - Disc One: All Their Greatest Hits 1991-2001

Nov 2001

1. The Old Apartment (Album Version)
2. Falling For The First Time (Album Version)
3. Brian Wilson (Live) (Album Version)
4. One Week (Album Version)
5. Be My Yoko Ono (Album Version)
6. Alternative Girlfriend (Album Version)
7. It's Only Me (The Wizard Of Magicland) (Album Version)
8. If I Had $1,000,000 (Album Version)
9. Call And Answer (Album Version)
10. Get In Line (Album Version-"King Of The Hill" Soundtrack)
11. It's All Been Done (Album Version)
12. Jane (Album Version)
13. Lovers In A Dangerous Time (Non-Album Track)
14. Pinch Me (Radio Version)
15. Shoebox (Radio Remix)
16. What A Good Boy (Live Album Version)
17. Too Little Too Late (Album Version)
18. Enid (Album Version)
19. Thanks That Was Fun (Album Version)