The song Alternative Girlfriend is performed by Barenaked Ladies in the album named Disc One: All Their Greatest Hits 1991-2001 in the year 2001 .
You're in an all girl band, your futons second hand
Your parents understand but you don't care
I have a job in a shop, I'm an undercover cop
And make sure the customers aren't thieves
Old at being young, young at being old
Everything's on hold within our evolution
You're my alternative girlfriend
I love you, now you cannot pretend
There's nothing left that won't cross over
Last night we slept on the lawn, you woke up and I was gone
Back to the dream, I dream to leave
My life with her is a bore, a worn out metaphor
No more surprises up its sleeve
Old at being young, young at being old
And everything's been sold to others revolutions
You're my alternative girlfriend
I love you, now you cannot pretend
There's nothing left that won't cross over
You live above your dad's four car garage
With your vinyl and imaginary entourage
If I pull up in a U haul, pack up quick
So we can get out of this town 'coz it makes me sick
You're my alternative girlfriend
I love you, now you cannot pretend
There's nothing left that won't cross over
You're my alternative girlfriend
Barenaked Ladies - Disc One: All Their Greatest Hits 1991-2001
- The Old Apartment (Album Version)
- Falling For The First Time (Album Version)
- Brian Wilson (Live) (Album Version)
- One Week (Album Version)
- Be My Yoko Ono (Album Version)
- Alternative Girlfriend (Album Version)
- It's Only Me (The Wizard Of Magicland) (Album Version)
- If I Had $1,000,000 (Album Version)
- Call And Answer (Album Version)
- Get In Line (Album Version-"King Of The Hill" Soundtrack)
- It's All Been Done (Album Version)
- Jane (Album Version)
- Lovers In A Dangerous Time (Non-Album Track)
- Pinch Me (Radio Version)
- Shoebox (Radio Remix)
- What A Good Boy (Live Album Version)
- Too Little Too Late (Album Version)
- Enid (Album Version)
- Thanks That Was Fun (Album Version)