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A is for angry, which is what you are at me A is for adult, which is what I'll never be A is for applesauce, my favorite meal A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel Like I'm the only man on Earth, and I've forgotten what that's worth A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk A M and Azing, like Thelonius Monk A is for argument, A is for apparent A is for antagonism that's not even there and It's just you begging for attention or something I won't even mention And I don't even know why you keep on trying And I don't even know why I keep on lying There are millions of people in worlds of their own Two of them can't let go A is for algebra, I learned it in school A is what Fonzie said, 'cause he was very cool A is for adversary, A is for affection A is arousal, you are giving me an erection C'mon I'm trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour And I don't even know why you keep on trying I don't even know why I keep on lying There are millions of people in worlds of their own Two of them can't let go I met a woman, I used to know Long before you, long ago All I could say, after hello Was, "Are you still single?" A is for attitude, I can't help but wield A is for arrogance, emotional shield A is for acting, A is for abhorrently A is for a*shole, which is what I am, how rude of me I owe you an apology, I'm sorry And I don't even know why you keep on trying And I don't even know why I keep on lying There are millions of people in worlds of their own And two of them can't let go Here we go