One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces Lyrics

September '75 I was 47 inches high
Mom said by Christmas I would have
A bad a*s mother G.I. Joe
For your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after cla*s

Yeah, now, I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV
Look who's telling who what to do
Yeah, kiss my a*s, goodbye

So give me that bull, you know who I am
I'm your nightmare, little man
Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry
Jane, remember second grade?
Said, you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said here I die

I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV
Look who's telling who what to do
Yeah, kiss my a*s goodbye

You'll be sorry one day, yeah, you will, yes, you will
You shouldn't push me around 'cause I will, yes, I will
You will be sorry when I'm big, yes, you will, yes, you will
You will be sorry

'Cause I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check the papers, check the TV
Oh, no, look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my a*s

Ben Folds - Ben Folds Live

Oct 2002

1. One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces
2. Silver Street
3. Best Imitation of Myself
4. Jane
5. one down
6. Brick
7. Narcolepsy
8. Army
9. The Last Polka
10. Tiny Dancer
11. Rock This Bitch
12. Philosophy
13. Emaline
14. Zak And Sara
15. Not The Same
16. Fred Jones Part 2
17. The Luckiest