Straight Down the Middle Lyrics

The song Straight Down the Middle is performed by Bing Crosby in the album named Best of Bing Crosby in the year 2001 .



F O R E !

Straight down the middle
It went straight down the middle
Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit
That's when my caddie lost sight of it
That little white pellet has never been found to this day
But it went straight down the middle like they say

Whack down the fairway
It went smack down the fairway
Then it started to slice just a smidge off line
It headed for two but it bounced off nine
My caddie says long as you're still in the state you're okay
Yes it went straight down the middle quite a ways

The sun was never brighter
The greens were never greener
And I was never keener to play
I heard it came down the middle
It went zing down the middle
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom
There's always the lies in the locker room
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I say
That it went straight down the middle today

Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom
Though they charge just for listening in the locker room
But I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I say
That it went straight down the middle
Where it wound up is a riddle
But it went straight down the middle far away



Bing Crosby - Best of Bing Crosby

May 2001

  1. Straight Down the Middle
  2. Try a Little Tenderness
  3. Love Is the Sweetest Thing
  4. When the Red, Red Robin Comes Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along
  5. Unchained Melody
  6. Lady Is a Tramp
  7. Meet Me Tonight in Dreamland
  8. Ain't Misbehavin'
  9. Isle of Capri
  10. Heartaches by the Number
  11. So Rare
  12. They Didn't Believe Me
  13. Way Down Yonder in New Orleans
  14. Don't Blame Me
  15. You Turned the Tables on Me
  16. I Guess I'll Have to Change My Plan
  17. I Wish You Love
  18. Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone
  19. Old Cape Cod
  20. Yours
  21. Margie
  22. Nice Work If You Can Get It
  23. At Sundown
  24. Count Your Blessings (Instead of Sheep)
  25. Love's Old Sweet Song
  26. True Love
  27. Yes Sir, That's My Baby
  28. Manhattan
  29. Misty
  30. This Can't Be Love
  31. We'll Be Together Again
  32. Keepin' Out of Mischief Now
  33. Moonglow/Theme from "Picnic"
  34. We're in the Money
  35. All Through the Night
  36. Papa Loves Mambo
  37. You'll Never Know
  38. Anything Goes
  39. You're the Top
  40. My Baby Just Cares for Me
  41. I See Your Face Before Me
  42. At the Jazz Band Ball
  43. You're in Kentucky Sure as You're Born
  44. I've Got a Crush on You
  45. How Long Has This Been Going On?
  46. My Funny Valentine
  47. Banjo's Back in Town
  48. You're Sensational
  49. Little Man, You've Had a Busy Day
  50. Let's Put Out the Lights (And Go to Sleep)

Straight Down the Middle