The song Straight Down the Middle is performed by Bing Crosby in the album named Best of Bing Crosby in the year 2001 .
F O R E !
Straight down the middle
It went straight down the middle
Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit
That's when my caddie lost sight of it
That little white pellet has never been found to this day
But it went straight down the middle like they say
Whack down the fairway
It went smack down the fairway
Then it started to slice just a smidge off line
It headed for two but it bounced off nine
My caddie says long as you're still in the state you're okay
Yes it went straight down the middle quite a ways
The sun was never brighter
The greens were never greener
And I was never keener to play
I heard it came down the middle
It went zing down the middle
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom
There's always the lies in the locker room
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I say
That it went straight down the middle today
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom
Though they charge just for listening in the locker room
But I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I say
That it went straight down the middle
Where it wound up is a riddle
But it went straight down the middle far away
Bing Crosby - Best of Bing Crosby
- Straight Down the Middle
- Try a Little Tenderness
- Love Is the Sweetest Thing
- When the Red, Red Robin Comes Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along
- Unchained Melody
- Lady Is a Tramp
- Meet Me Tonight in Dreamland
- Ain't Misbehavin'
- Isle of Capri
- Heartaches by the Number
- So Rare
- They Didn't Believe Me
- Way Down Yonder in New Orleans
- Don't Blame Me
- You Turned the Tables on Me
- I Guess I'll Have to Change My Plan
- I Wish You Love
- Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone
- Old Cape Cod
- Yours
- Margie
- Nice Work If You Can Get It
- At Sundown
- Count Your Blessings (Instead of Sheep)
- Love's Old Sweet Song
- True Love
- Yes Sir, That's My Baby
- Manhattan
- Misty
- This Can't Be Love
- We'll Be Together Again
- Keepin' Out of Mischief Now
- Moonglow/Theme from "Picnic"
- We're in the Money
- All Through the Night
- Papa Loves Mambo
- You'll Never Know
- Anything Goes
- You're the Top
- My Baby Just Cares for Me
- I See Your Face Before Me
- At the Jazz Band Ball
- You're in Kentucky Sure as You're Born
- I've Got a Crush on You
- How Long Has This Been Going On?
- My Funny Valentine
- Banjo's Back in Town
- You're Sensational
- Little Man, You've Had a Busy Day
- Let's Put Out the Lights (And Go to Sleep)