What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? Lyrics
The song What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? is performed by Bob Rivers in the album named White Trash Christmas in the year 2002 .
Its worse than Disco
Its worse that Achy Breaky Fever Too
This is L. A. M. E.
If I gotta hear this stupid little song again Ill die
But its on next to me I dont know where
Looks like its Sheryl Crow or nothing
And this songs sure a big one
An Im sure that its catchy, its gotta be making money
But its burnt crispy to me
and I wonder if Ill hear it everyday
for the rest of my whole life
Well a sappy D. J. Intros this song
Im dangerously close to a radio speaker
But I turn it of quick with this crowbar
All I wanna do is trash this song
I gotta feeling Im not the only one
What I wanna do is load my gun
Gimme that CD Ill put some holes in one
Its no longer new, Its overdone
It gives me a headache, and Im not the only one
All I wanna do is smash this tune
And when this song comes on
Rip the stereo right out of my car
And if I hum this one
Rip my hair right out and kick me real hard!
Bob Rivers - White Trash Christmas
Oct 2002
- Aquaclaus
- What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?
- Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer
- White Trash Christmas
- The Little Hooters Girl
- Be Claus I Got High
- Not So Silent Night
- Me And Mrs. Claus
- Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
- Merry Christmas Allah
- Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree
- I'll Be Stoned For Christmas
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?